HOW MANY TIMES ARE FLOWERS GOING TO BE DELIVERED TO MY OFFICE FOR SOMEONE WITH A NEAR IDENTICAL NAME AS MINE AND FOR 2 WHOLE MINUTES I AM SHAKING AND TEARING UP WITH JOY BECAUSE I THINK THEY’RE FOR ME AND FROM THE GUY I REALLY WANT.

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES

the disappointment hurts more than the embarrassment, if you’re wondering.